Mean muggin’ pug
The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”
“Life is but a dream.”
Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.
I waited patiently for this post
WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’
No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?
What the fuck is a butter dream
when my friends talk in front of me and don’t include me in the conversation
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS SO IT LOOKS LIKE IM A FUNNY PERSON
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”