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Kelsey. “I believe the universe wants to be noticed. I think the universe is inprobably biased toward the consciousness, that it rewards intelligence in part because the universe enjoys its elegance being observed. And who am I, living in the middle of history, to tell the universe that it-or my observation of it-is temporary?"
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officialwillowpape:

when simon make u do a gig right after you finish a 24 hour shootimage

justjackposts:

:)

justjackposts:

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inbalanced:

me:

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you:

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stevesbcky:

wanting to say your opinion but also wanting to avoid dramaimage

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

lovingtroylerthings:

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.
It can save you physical pain.


This helped me so much.

lovingtroylerthings:

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.

This helped me so much.

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namastetoyoutoo:


This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

momgenes:

A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young