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Kelsey. “I believe the universe wants to be noticed. I think the universe is inprobably biased toward the consciousness, that it rewards intelligence in part because the universe enjoys its elegance being observed. And who am I, living in the middle of history, to tell the universe that it-or my observation of it-is temporary?"
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awwww-cute:

Mean muggin’ pug

awwww-cute:

Mean muggin’ pug

ashtonirwiee:

target 5sos (x)

kylejosimmons:

cute kyle and his cute xylophone

celestial-sexhair:

utsubyo-no-kogeki:

idontbelieveinusernames:

onwards-to-fantartica:

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

I waited patiently for this post

WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

What the fuck is a butter dream

teamrocketing:

when my friends talk in front of me and don’t include me in the conversation

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sorry:

sorry:

sorry:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS SO IT LOOKS LIKE IM A FUNNY PERSON

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

Do you even read Deadpool comics?

Anonymous

xeniawarriorprincesa:

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