when simon make u do a gig right after you finish a 24 hour shoot
wanting to say your opinion but also wanting to avoid drama
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
This is very important.
To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.
It can save you physical pain.
This helped me so much.
This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.